i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
45 MINUTES TO GET ALL DRESSED UP WE AINT EVEN GONNA MAKE IT TO THIS CLUB
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready
Don’t drink and derive.
Newt texts this to Hermann from across the lab. Hermann flies into a murderous rage.
Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class